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After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. Guards would check on them every 20 minutes. Sex is an eternal thing, so the jokes about it will live forever too. Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

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There was an older man who married a much younger woman. This Jason was supposed to be having a vasectomy , but when he came out of surgery, his big cock was gone. He kissed the pickle slicer passionately and put his little penis inside it. If you promise to give me what I want, I promise to give you the antidote for cookies you ate. She touched the woman's lady bits, and the vital signs spiked again. The real magic of Christmas is how quickly money vanishes from my wallet. The woman never even had an orgasm , so they went to a sex counselor for advice. The ugly one is winning. For all you people who don't like my funny Facebook comments , I got you a present. He worked close to the pickle slicer, and after years of working the same position looking at dirty cucumbers all day, he started to become obsessed with the pickle slicer. Behavioral scientists found out why Jewish and Catholic women like Chinese food so much. He told his mother he got the role of the Jewish husband. Guards would check on them every 20 minutes. Once there was a teacher who wanted to see how her students associated flavors with color for a class project. They would get cold food, would only get to shower once a week. A funny drunk woman was brought to court and the judge told her, "You've been brought here for drinking. Once there was a man who was employed at a pickle company. Bedding would be washed every week and all their clothes are washed, ironed and returned to them. Life, if you're going to give lemons, then give me some sugar and vodka because that that lemonade would taste horrible. The cataracts of laughter these jokes will unleash will help you forget your guilt. The one thing that helped me wake up this morning was knowing I won't remember anything I did last night. They could go to the library and see funny library cards or church whenever they wanted. See the mistletoe above my ass? He could think of nothing else but that. A Jewish boy was happy to get a part in a play. Once again I will buy candy, turn off the lights and hope the Trick-or-Treaters think I'm not home. A blonde , a redhead and a brunette are trapped on a desert island. Experts say a 1, calorie diet is best. The young man went to it with vigor. Why are Jewish males all circumcised? It messes up with their suffering. I caress your round shape and put my face up to your pink flesh. None of the children could guess the taste.

Allow business days for printing. Unfortunately, his boss happened to be in the factory and walked by him as he was doing it. With all the cameras monitoring them, they would be helped as soon as they needed it. A little girl gasped, spit her candy out and screamed, 'Everyone stop! I bet you wanna see my pumpkins! My one and only wish is for my mother to hear my daughter play the violin at Carnegie Hall before heading to her NYU graduation party in our five million dollar condo that my beautiful wife has planned.

Oh, watermelon , how I love you! Because Jewish women don't accept anything that isn't at least 15 percent off. My husband and I spent the night in the same room we had our honeymoon at, but I spent most of the time in the bathroom crying. Because of his bad credit, he couldn't get a loan to pay the hospital bill so the doctor gave him an extra six months.

If my memory gets any worse I'll be able to plan my own surprise party. Even so, you may still feel a tad bit guilty. You came to NobleWorks Cards looking to buy joke cards online - even dirty joke cards. He came home and told his wife that he was fired from work at the pickle company that he worked at for so long because he put his penis in the slicer.

I want to take a yoga class , but I can't trust my farts. They were like two animals tearing into each other as they made passionate love. I just came back from a pleasure trip. ACLU would protect them and defend their rights. Prescription drugs, dental treatment , medicine and wheelchairs would all be at their disposal.

Then she gave the class honey Life Savers. So we've given you a huge page full of some of the funniest jokes you'll ever read. No one needs to know except you - and the NSA, of course. Yes, those big breasts , tender lips, she was just like the sexy stripper from Justin's bachelor party, which was so boring that everyone left without Justin.

The blonde rubs it, and a genie pops out.

What is important is that a beautiful lady walked up to him. Orange was orange, yellow was lemon, green was lime and red was cherry. They claimed to love each other very much, but their sex life was horrible. Money is the root of all evil. They would receive prison money instead of having to pay for their stay. Why don't Jewish mothers like to drink? What's the emergency, though? The husband didn't know what to think, but they said it would be all right, and closed the curtains for privacy. Now, let's talk about the criminals. We should have all the elderly in jail instead of nursing homes and all the criminals in nursing homes. This is my custom! The roster goes, "Cock-a-doodle-do. But it would be very unlucky if my husband found out. I can't believe I'm lucky enough to be in love with the same man for 30 years. They would get daily phone calls from family and friends. Despite his massaging, nothing happens. The Jewish man says, "Okay. The doctor gave my boyfriend 3 months to live. She had all the children Life Savers and asked them what each color tasted like. We understand that you would prefer to transact this unsavory business from the privacy of your own home or office rather than in a store under the watchful eyes of a suspicious sales clerk who thinks you're a dirty old man or lady or a nosy fellow shopper who suspects you're simply some kind of pervert. Once there was a man named Jason who was confused with another Jason with the same last name. I dropped my Jewish mother-in-law off at the airport. So there's this guy grocery shopping at one of those Targets that have a produce section, but that's not important. They go back to the counselor who tells them to revise the scenario, with the old man massaging and the young man having sex with her. The counselor said to hire a strapping young man, and have him massage her foot while the two of them made love. Two girls are fighting over me. This would give the elderly access to daily showers , recreational activities and free cable TV. The wife screamed in ecstasy. A genie in a bottle washes up on shore one day. What's better than that, other than a gay prison card? For people who aren't good at math, that's a 12 pack of beers. We had sex for hours while your roommate video taped us and then I made her delete because I didn't want my wife to find out. The study showed that "won ton" backwards spelled, "not now. Wow, it's not surprising you got pregnant," the man said. One day, when everyone else was off to lunch, he jumped on the pickle slicer. A woman had been in a coma for four years. A Jewish doctor told a sick man he'd live to be The man said he was What did I tell you? The next time the husband of the patient visited, the nurse told him that maybe good oral sex might wake her from the coma. What is the difference between you and a rooster? A nurse was giving her a sponge bath when her vital signs spiked.
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